How Did This Get Past Me?

A place for anything and everything that comes to mind.
It's been several days since the news broke. The news that sent my head in a spin and made me feel like an 11 year old again. I haven't posted anything about it yet, because I'm afraid of jinxing myself. But, quite honestly, I can't hold it in any longer.
Last week saw the return of uber-man Jack Bauer on 24. And, yesterday, well, yesterday was a day that I have long been waiting. The new seasons of Big Love and Flight of the Conchords premiered on HBO.
Apparently as a Golden Globe nominee, you have two choices. You can go suave, elegant, and divine, as demonstrated by double winner Kate Winslet:
Awards Season officially starts tonight with my favoritest one of all, the Golden Globes! (No, the Critics' Choice Awards on VH-1, hosted by Jason Alexander, did NOT count.) See how many morphing actors you can name before they go by. My favorite morph is Jimmy Stewart to Cary Grant, cause they are my favorites. :)
Yesterday was Elvis' birthday, so I decided to partake in a little Larry King Live and watch Priscilla's collagen-filled face in a 30 minute live segment from Graceland. They are now pulling out deeds to Graceland, couch receipts, and original house keys to put on display. Why!?! Seriously, what kind of person wants to look at a deed and say, "Oh, look at Vernon's signature"? But, that's not what this post is about.
Well, you all know by now that I'm a Bah Humbug when it comes to New Year. It's not that I don't want to look forward, it's just that I don't want Christmas to be over (and I REALLY don't want to go back to work this year). I've paused, assessed the situation, and I've come up with a list of things to look forward to in aught-9. Here we go........