Late Breaking Literary News (must be a slow news day)

Can you figure out who this author's father is? He "revealed" his father to the press yesterday, and this on the heels of his first novel being released on Tuesday. (Coincedence?) His pen name is Joe Hill, but perhaps by gazing upon his visage you can quickly figure out who his horrific daddy is.

I find it absurd that this story made front page Yahoo news. And I find it absurd that he's using such cheap tactics to sell his first book (sorry to be so cynical). If you still haven't figured out who papa is, click here to read the Yahoo story.