High Five!

I'm so glad to report that Sacha Baron Cohen won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy. His speech was out of character (thank goodness), but he did relay a wonderfully obscene and disgusting story about "the scene" from his movie, "Borat" (which lost out to "Dreamgirls"). (You know the scene I'm talkin' 'bout.)

I was actually a bit bored with last night's telecast of the Globes. The Globes are my favorite awards show, because it showcases both TV and film. I guess I was just bummed that more of my favorites didn't win. No Kiefer, no 24, no Carrell...but Hugh Laurie (giving the night's other memorable speech--must be something about Brits and speeches) won for his demented Dr. House. And, Alec Baldwin does deserve props for being THE funny part on "30 Rock." Martin Scorsese won for "The Departed," but I'm sure Oscar will shun him again. Helen Mirren took away two (Martin urging her all along the way to put her breasts away--talk about cleave!), and DiCaps lost both of his nods to Forest "I-Survived-Fast-Times- at-Ridgemont-High" Whitaker. And, I've saved the worst for last: "Cars" beat "Happy Feet" for animated feature. You know what that is??? NOISE!!! As in, I'm NOT hearin' it. For all the winners click here.

If you want to see some hot pictures, click here for Yahoo photos (the first is of Wah-ren Beatty). The girlfriends looked especially hot last night, by the by: Drew, Angelina, Yunjin Kim, Martin's fave Rachel Weisz, so see if you can find some of them. And it's off to class I go...