Seriously?

You don't want to direct these beauties again?

Really? Yeah? You're saying that? You're nuts.

Catherine Hardwicke has chosen not to sign up for the next Twilight film adapation, New Moon*. In fact, Sissy reports that the only actors to have been signed+ so far are the star-crossed leads, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Rumors have it that Taylor Lautner, who plays third angle, Jacob, hasn't been signed yet, because they don't know if they can make him look burly enough. Again...REALLY? It's called a movie adaptation! So he won't be 6'5"...Who cares??? Only dimwitted little teenage girls who want the films to look EXACTLY like the book reads. Oh, well...I should be in charge...of everything.

*Thanks to Alyssa for passing on this Yahoo! article.
+If Mike Dexter doesn't come back, I'm not going!!! He's a god!