Who's Got My Numbah?

VH-1 that's who! I tell you what, people, I have spent the last week stuffing my brain with "Rock of Love," "Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood Trainwreck," "Hogan Knows Best," "The Pick-Up Artist," "Mission: Man Band," and, of course, "Scott Baio is 45...and Single." What is wrong with me?!? Seriously, it's all I've watched all week. And if nothing good is on, then I watch it On Demand. What have I become? Last summer I pined away to learn a new Ina recipe, and this summer I can't wait to see what skank Brett kicks out of the Rock House next (--Rodeo was robbed!). I think I chalk it up to the fact that in just over a week I'll be a grown-up again, molding the minds of America's youth, and also being a mind to mold at EIU. At least I don't squander away my time on drugs and whores...and I still REFUSE to watch anything with Flavor Flav in it.