Uncle Clar, the Big O.C., Uncle Snork, Clahkie

Top 10 Reasons Clarkie’s the Coolest

1. He was the most compassionate, welcoming person EVER.
2. 2 words: Vietnam Vet.
3. No one can sling breakfast burritos better than Clark. Oh, and they tasted deeeee-lectable, too.
4. He never got the chance, but he could’ve totally hung with Eddie Vedder.
5. He was ready to paint bedrooms however you wanted ‘em, even if that meant purple, teal, and Joe’s name in huge NKOTB block letters.
6. Need an Elvis Crown Electric shirt? Clar was your man…and it was FREE.
7. He rocked his ‘stache almost as hard as Tom Selleck (hey, is it a coincidence Magnum was a Vietnam vet, too?).
8. He owned a frickin’ RV.
9. He was so awesomely cool that he needed over 20 nicknames (some of which are in my title).
10. Um, helloooo, best uncle ever. That should be enough.

(P.S. I know I've forgotten something, so give me more to add.)