I'm Imploring You...

...to go to this website NOW!!!

http://www.ugo.com/versus/Characters.aspx

I'll give you one reason why to go: WILLIAMfrickin'ZABKA.

You can vote for your favorite class president here, choosing from Zabka, Bill Haverchuk, Biff Tannen, Jerri Blank, and even STEVE HOLT. There are glorious campaign videos for each candidate, and you'll be rolling in the aisles, your chair, your sheets, or wherever it is you read this stuff. A lot of the candidates have been eliminated (including Billy Zabka, by Donnie Darko! *sigh*), but you can still watch their awesomely priceless campaign clips.

You won't be sorry!!!