Jawdan the Tawrus

Cause VH-1's "Surreal Life" wasn't bad enough...

Thanks to my in-the-know Hollwood buddy, Catherine, I now have the responsibility of spreading the bad, sad news about my once favorite New Kid, Jordan Knight. Catherine has informed me that Jordan will be launching his newest CD of love songs on none other than QVC. Read the entire (short) article here.

I don't know what to say, people. We knew they were down, but that doesn't mean they have to be out. Jordan: you were once a sexy teen idol, even dubbed one of People's 50 Most Beautiful. Be happy with your former teen idol status and go buy some of your brother's, Jon, Boston property. He decided to take it easy, overcome his crippling fear of public places, and now sells real estate. Go, retire, let us remember you fondly bustin' a New Kid move, not whoring your goods on QVC to "middle aged housewives."

Oh, and if you miss his mega launch on QVC tomorrow, you can buy that CD of love songs on September 12. But, seriously, folks, I might actually tune in to that train wreck tomorrow night. I wonder when it's on???