Have You Visited This Website?

Way of the Master is where you need to go. This guy on the left, Mike Seaver, oh, um, Kirk Cameron, will teach you about life after death. Laugh if you want, but this is a man on a mission, and I can respect that. It's an important mission, even though it's made people freaked out by this one-time teen hearthrob (I know I still have the Scholastic paperback Kirk Cameron: Dream Guy from 3rd grade in my library).