HOT AUGUST NIGHT!

It is flippin' HOT in the Paign, yo! Neil didn't sing about sticky, gross, unbearably hot August nights. Ugh. If I had Neil's suit on right now, it would be clinging to my sweaty, inert body. Seriously, do you know how hard it is to move when it's this hot? It felt like I was wrapped in a hot, damp towel when I went outside today. Does anyone feel me!?!

You know what's really smart when there's a heat advisory on? To go into an un-air conditioned classroom and start setting it up for the upcoming school year...but only idiots would do that. (Um, yeah, that's ME, if you didn't get it.) You know what's even better? Trying to teach kids who spend the ENTIRE summer in air conditioned houses in an un-air conditioned school where it's 90 degrees inside by 9 a.m. Ah, those are the days. You should try it sometime.