Happy Birth...WTF!?!

Dear Ms. Winedrunk,

You are cordially invited to sing at the 90th Birthday of one of the most inspirational and ifluential figures of the 20th and early 21st centuries, Nelson Mandela. We would love for you to come and celebrate with us and perhaps sing a couple of ditties in celebration. Dress will be formal; nothing too outlandish, mind you.

We look forward to seeing you, and we hope you comply with our dress code wishes.

Sincerely...