As if Brad & Angelina Aren't Bad Enough

These two got married? How is that fair? Two such beautiful people should not be allowed to co-habitate let alone get married. What is their goal in life anyway? They already make every other male and female feel overly self conscious about their bodies. What are they going to do now? Populate the world with uber-beautiful children to make everyone feel even worse??? Seriously. There should be laws against this.
P.S. Yes, I know I'm way late with this information, but I've been under a rock lately. Sorry!