Of Course He Is

Who is "He?"---Donny Osmond.

What is "He" doing?---Entering the heated competition that is "Dancing with the Stars."

I've never watched that show...not even when sweet Joey Mac was on. But I might have to tune in to see this former teen idol try to regain the hearts of America's women. He's sure got the bite to do it. (YES! Pun totally intended. If I was too quick: bite, teeth, he's got HUGE ones...you should get it now.) All those Osmonds live for nowadays is becoming A-listers again, but I've got to ask: Were they EVER A-listers in the first place?

And, one TOTALLY random contestant is Iron Chef America's chairman, Mark Dacascos. HUH!?! I bet the original chairman from Japan would sweep the floor with Mr. Dacascos, who I've seen dabbling in SyFy made-for-TV-movies. Yup. But, he only works with the cream of the crop, because Billy Zane was also in the "film" he was in, "Alien Agent."

Click HERE if you want the rest of the DWTS cast list. (Yes, you will find a Carter on that list, so just start the clickin' now.)