Do You STILL Not Know?

Do you still not know who Robbie Williams is? Shame on you. My husband is convinced that I want to hook up with Robbie Williams, and this isn't true. I love my husband more than anything! I just want Robbie to be our friend, come over and hang out at our house, and sing for us--lots and loud.

Americans are stupid: We elect Bush TWICE, we buy Ashley Simpson CD's, we watch Flava of Love, and yet we have NO FRICKING CLUE WHO ROBBIE WILLIAMS is. Do yourself a huge, gigantic favor: Go to
amazon.com and look at these RW gems. You owe it to yourself to buy his latest, "Intensive Care." The opening track, "Ghosts," will hit you over the head, and you'll be so dazed at his first line, you'll want to listen for more.

He's cheeky, self-absorbed, and incredibly insecure. He's everything that we Americans try to deny that we are...maybe that's why you're ignoring him.