Cruise Squared

I feel it is my duty, as a pop culture bloggist, to let you all know that yes, Connor Cruise is pursuing a career in acting. I'm sure Papa Cruise* will help him hone is craft in the remake of the 1984 classic "Red Dawn." (Cause, remember, Hollywood can't think of any new ideas, so they're recycling the old ones.) I can't wait to see what kind of acting choppers Connor will produce. One thing is for sure, he's got the old man's sense of sunglasses style. Look at these two!

*Speaking of Tommy, have you SEEN the new Scientology commercial!?! Two syllables: price & less.